Seems like everytime I'm out with my cumpares, some Mangia-cake comes interupting with questions like what does Minchia mean, and what does fatcha bruta mean. Yada yada yada.

Now, you can wear this helpful Italian-English t-shirt. It will be useful in two ways. The mania-cakes will understand the nuances of the Italian vernacular, and you and your cumpares will enjoy uninterupted discussion. Bravo T-shirt!