You’ve been stuck in line for an hour to get into the club. The doorman won’t let you in ‘cause he thinks you’re no cool. It’s time to use the stunning Mr. T 'I Pity the Fool' T-Shirt.

Before swinging your jewelry and cracking his skull open with 300 pounds of pure gold, show the respected Tee of T., and shout: “I don’t hate you man, but I pity the fool.” His neck should break at this point, out of fear. If it doesn't, try running. Just remember that with this amount of jewelry, even walking is slow.

These cool t-shirts are available in multiple sizes.

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