The Paris Hot Shits debuted after WWII when American soldiers angered by stepping in dog shit everywhere were throwing the turds back at the French, who were pretty good at catching them. Still today, their catching skills are impressive but they’re weak at bat. They tend to try to reason with the ball.

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