The Alamo Texas Bad Asses are the biggest hitters around. They hit everything that passes: balls, referees, visiting teams, visiting team fans. Everything. And they never miss. A true force of nature.

Trivia: Recently, Mexico’s farm team “The Fat Tacos” refused to play against the Bad Asses ar-guing that the pitcher always guns them down at home plate and calls the Border Patrol.

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