As good Italians, we enjoy from time-a to time greeting friends and assholes alike with a nice all-italian ?Bacia il mio culo?.

But, you know, the Mamma is always there to remind us to talk-a nice.

To avoid la Mamma's wrath, some of us must resort to signing the insult, the others have found a haven in this elegant-a t-shirt. Just point to your chest when crossing a friend or an asshole on the street.